It's a new day in America. Read the inaugural poem here.
Construction has been buzzing at the defunct Burritoville in the EV. When I spoke to the vice president of Burritoville in September, he told me there were plans to reopen some locations and expand, but that was the last I heard and clearly the local mini-chain is done for. Replacing this one on 2nd Ave? A peek through the cracks has revealed: It will be a Subway.
Grieve treks across the frozen tundra of the EV to track the abominable snow penis, aka, the Penistrator, and he finds a gold mine on 13th St., ground zero for assholes (thanks to A Bldg). [EVG]
A classic stoplight is decapitated in Forest Hills. [FNY]
The official plan for murdering Coney Island (whatever's left of it) to be presented today. [Gothamist]
Is Bloomberg killing Nathan's Famous, too? Maybe, maybe not. [Eater]
Portrait of a shopgirl's loneliness in a high-end ice-cream parlor, during rush hour, on a snowy evening in the middle of the New Great Depression: