Thursday, February 10, 2011

*Everyday Chatter

"Local" discovers dive bars--finds them not as luxurious as hotel bars and Keith McNally restaurants, which don't smell yucky like a Bikram yoga class. No coat hooks! Icky bathrooms! "Disparaging phrases" like Die, Yuppie Scum! [LEV]

On the new Gehry: "as the tallest luxury residential tower in the city’s history, it seemed to epitomize the skyline’s transformation from a symbol of American commerce to a display of individual wealth." [NYT]

E. 2nd loses an autobody shop, gets a condo with a roofdeck covered by creepy scalies, aka "people textures," which is about right. [EVG]

The mystery of the Toynbee Tiles explored in new film. [BB]

Hey Cabby! 1986 taxi stories for sale. [ebay]

Freddy's O'Finn to Bloomberg: "you've got to step back and realize that the best neighborhoods are the ones that generate income and generate business. And those neighborhoods are not made by corporations." [HPS]

Subway schedules and routes turned into real-time art. [Stupefaction]

On the history of "I Heart NY." [PG]

9 comments:

Goggla said...

That is the first time I've ever heard Mars Bar compared to a yoga studio...

mingusal said...

Has there ever been a more yunnie phrase written than "the same odor that permeates my yoga studio after a crowded Bikram class"?

esquared said...

they ain't no local; they're more hyper loco

Marty Wombacher said...

Anybody who uses UrbanDaddy as a source for bars should just stay away from the Mars Bar.

Grade "A" Fancy said...

Isn't it incredible that people feel the need to publish even though they admit that they are ignorant?

hoolsa said...

It's a shame that NYU blog exists.

Blair Sorrel said...

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Best,

Blair

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BaHa said...

Who spends their college years goig to hotel bars? What a prat.

Jeremiah Moss said...

@ Goggla--ha!

StreetZaps! i never step on those Con-Ed fixtures. i also don't step on potentially exploding manhole covers in summer.