To anyone who hoped the "Closed for Renovations" signs on Chelsea's Food Bar meant the place would reopen, brace yourselves. It's going to be a Chipotle:
Is the lovely and antique Garry Jewelers of Park Slope gone for good? I'm hoping they're on vacation. [HIPS]
A reminder that there are still ways to be enlightened and wealthy. [NYT]
Shecky's offers a guide to reliving 1970s NYC and its movies. [Shecky's]
Recession life isn't going so well for the "Real" Housewives of NYC. One just lost her job at Victoria's Secret. Another was arrested for punching her boyfriend in the face.
Goldman Sachs bankers now forced to drink Budweiser and sleep on 250-thread-count, cotton-poly blend sheets! Life is so hard in America today. [EVG]