Monday, December 10, 2007

*Everyday Chatter

Awhile ago I made the not-so-astonishing prediction that the southeast corner of 14th and 3rd was about to come tumbling down (no doubt for another tower and another bank). Today, Curbed confirmed it. Damn, that was quick. In this ad, the real estate agents hype the place's marketable neighbors: Trader Joe's, Duane Reade, Kiehl's. But they fail to mention that the block's last XXX video shop will be rubbing up against the butt of their shiny tower. Maybe it's closing, too, but right now the joint is still open for business. And I do mean business--you can get much more than DVDs on the second floor:


The muffler men of Willets Point wish you all a Happy Hanukkah with this muffler menorah:


Bowery Hotel/B-Bar owner waxes nostalgic for the days when the Bowery meant Basquiat, the frontier, and wild adventure. Still, those fond memories aren't going to stop him from continuing to snuff the thing he loves so much--this is a must read. [NY Mag]

Remember El Gringo? Alex in NYC does. He rightly notes that Gringo's white-washing in the late 90s helped to herald the overall white-washing of the East Village. [FP]

The new Second Avenue Deli is almost ready for its debut--find out what's on the menu. [NY Mag]

Wasn't it a great idea to steal ownership from the city's newsstand operators and replace their personalized stands with these leaky, broken glass boxes? [Post]

Block Drug Stores



In the sea of ever-multiplying Duane Reades, Rite-Aids, and Walgreens, it’s nice to know there are still a few independent pharmacies surviving in the city.



For the East Village, on the corner of 2nd and 6th, there’s Block Drug Stores, a.k.a. Second Avenue Chemists. Established in 1885, it has been run by the Palermo family since 1962. It’s a tiny shop with a big, gorgeous neon sign, a pressed-tin ceiling, and personalized, knowledgeable service.



They also have an antique coin-operated scale by the door that comes complete with a metal hook designated, “Hang Parcel Here,” so the weight of your parcel (a nice vanished word, by the way) doesn’t skew your results.



I went into Block the other day to get a jumbo container of Tums. While waiting for Carmine Palermo to fill her prescription, a gregarious older woman introduced herself as Lucille and wished me Happy Holidays. She then proceeded to pick lint from the sleeve of my coat.

“What have I got there,” I asked, “a little schmutz?”

Lucille laughed, “It’s lint. Look at this! This is a nice pea-coat, you don’t want lint all over. Turn around.”

I obediently did as I was told and Lucille went to town, picking and brushing with her fingertips every last bit of lint from my coat. “I just can’t help myself,” she chuckled.



In the front window of Block is a sign that asks, “Unhappy with chain stores?” For me, the answer is yes, I am unhappy with chain stores. They don't have pressed-tin ceilings, efficient service, or 100+ years spent developing a unique personality. And, not for nothing, they also don’t have compulsive and friendly old ladies sitting around just waiting for a chance to de-lint your coat.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Goodie at La Taza de Oro



Years ago, Romy Ashby was walking down Bleecker Street when she was nearly run over by a woman on a bicycle. That woman was Liza Condon, daughter of jazzman Eddie Condon, and from that near-collision came a friendship that Romy says was "like falling into a bucket of honey. I was introduced to everyone—Ira Cohen, Gregory Corso, Judith Malina.” And so Goodie was born.

Goodie magazine, edited by Romy Ashby and published by Foxy Kidd, is an old-fashioned zine, saddle-stitched and printed on real paper. Each issue features an in-depth interview with a single New York personality. Most of the subjects are older people because, as Romy told me over sandwiches at La Taza de Oro, one of her Chelsea neighborhood's last surviving Latin diners, "Older people have better stories and more to say. They’re more interesting than younger people. In your twenties, you shouldn’t have to worry about being interesting, you should just focus on being interested.”


Romy at The Golden Cup

The Goodies include poets, photographers, an octogenarian Chinese opera star, Debbie Harry’s voice teacher, a Lower East Side mystic, and (my favorite) a little gray cat named Hijinx who lives above the sideshow at Coney Island.

“Hijinx is our only non-human Goodie,” Romy explained. “We were interested in her for her involvement with a gang of cats who were implicated in the murder of a New York Aquarium penguin. But, like anyone with a dicey background, she wasn’t talking, so we interviewed the sideshow people. When you visit Hijinx and she comes out of her hiding place, it’s like being greeted by Gloria Swanson. She’s so regal.”

I asked Romy if she thought Hijinx was truly involved in the penguin murder. She said, “According to Serpentina of the sideshow, not only was Hijinx capable of it, she gave the order. She’s the boss of the gang that lives under the Cyclone. After the murder, the aquarium supposedly hired its own hitman and one of the cats ended up in the shark tank. Allegedly.”


Hijinx and Foxy on Halloween: photo by Romy

As Romy and Foxy have published Goodie after Goodie, they’ve noticed a trend: Most everyone has talked about how “New York is being chopped down around them.” In the face of this destruction, the Goodie archive has formed a kind of storehouse of cultural memories that holds the vanishing city—and mourns for it. Romy notes that the city has been constantly changing—for the worse—and sees intrinsic value in expressing grief for it.

If you were told that all your friends were dying, wouldn’t you feel sad? Wouldn’t you want to sit by their bedsides and tell them how much you love them? That’s what’s happening in New York. Of course we should lament its passing.”



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*Everyday Chatter

There's been some kind of rift at Mud coffee. I spotted this familiar truck on 14th and 5th, but it said Love, not Mud. The Mud partners have apparently split--one to the earthbound Mudspot and one to the streets. Now the coffee you'll find on four wheels is Love Street Coffee: "Same truck, same orange color," said the coffee man, "but with a different logo and a bit of pink."

In what way does the coming arrival of a "huge, 26,500 foot, three-level glass box" containing an American Eagle Outfitters signify that the "long vacant former Howard Johnson Restaurant in Times Square is finally coming back to life"? [Post via Racked]

I haven't heard much from the Breslin Hotel battlefront--until today, when alerted to its sealed fate as a hipster hotel. So what happens now to all the live-in tenants? [Curbed] [NY Times]

The big, fat newborn baby Chase at 18th and 6th looked forlorn last night, with the new desks not yet cluttered by occupants, the computer monitors still sealed, the detritus of a Dunkin Donuts-fueled celebration--and this rather depressingly hopeful whiteboard note: "Welcome 6th Ave and 18th St Team to Our Vision Day." What sort of visions dance in the heads of the Chase team? You can bet it's got nothing to do with sugar-plums.


I've been having trouble lately finding a good place to get a cheap, tasty burger in the East Village while enjoying a little ambiance. At night, McSorley's is the Ninth Circle of Hell. Teresa's is dead. What's left? McDonald's. [NMNL]

Speaking of EV food, tell me why the Gossip Girls are eating Veselka pierogis. [Gothamist]

The MTA is featuring lightboxes filled with Saul Leiter's photographs in the Bryant Park station. Leiter's work includes some of the few color images you'll find of New York in the 1950s -- a strangely under-photographed era. Looking at these pictures soothes my spleen. [MTA]



Tuesday, December 4, 2007

One Step Ahead

The Sigmund Schwartz Gramercy Park Chapel on Second Ave, next to the former site of the Second Ave Deli (now Chase Bank), is moving away from the neighborhood where it has been since 1938. According to New York Songlines, this funeral parlor held services for Ethel and Julius Rosenberg after their execution in 1953. Maybe now it will become something really meaningful, like another Duane Reade.





McKenna's Pub on 8th and 14th has also moved--for the second time. First it was kicked out of its original 1935 location at Hudson and Jane, and now it's again been forced to move--this time, just across the street to a spot underneath an engraver's shop. I'm amazed it has managed to keep a hold in the neighborhood, but the new place has none of the dive-bar aesthetics of the old. Still, it looks like the same, rough-and-tumble crowd has managed to stagger their way across 14th.





Tequila's Mexican restaurant, next door to McKenna's, has also moved--to 23rd St. I don't know how long they were here, but they had a great, junky-looking place with mariachi bands and waiters who mixed and mashed guacamole right before your eyes.



How long will places like these be able to stay a step ahead of the bulldozers, leapfrogging their way around Manhattan? McKenna's and Tequila's have moved for one reason: The building that housed them is slated for demolition. Looks like Chelsea will be blessed with another condo and another bank. When all of our buildings have been turned to dust, what will remain?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Bono Sawdust of Willets Point

Out at Willets Point, the office of the Bono Sawdust Supply Company is a small space cluttered lovingly with mementos from days past -- black-and-white photographs of the company’s founders standing atop mounds of sawdust sacks, a calendar girl from 1961 easily disrobed by lifting a cellophane sheet, a tin thermometer printed with Bono’s bumblebee logo and their old telephone number: HIckory 6-1374. They even have on display a bill of sale from the 1958 purchase of a Dodge truck ($2,387).


Jake & Jack Bono with the founding brothers

“It’s just for nostalgia,” said Jack Bono, son of Sicilian immigrant Jacob Bono, who founded the company with his brothers in 1933. Known as busy bees (hence the logo), the Bono brothers spent long days peddling bags of sawdust, delivering their product in horse-drawn wagons to saloons, butcher shops, and loading docks all over the city. At night, without time for rest, they laid the bricks for their building, the same structure that stands today.

“How do you put a price on that,” said Jack, tugging off a dusty pair of work gloves. “I don’t want to move. This is my home.”



Under a framed picture of a bumblebee flying over the city, Jack’s son Jake sat with a toothpick in the corner of his mouth and a button pinned to his coat that read: Willets Point Not For Sale, referring to the city’s current attempt to push his company and many others out of the area using eminent domain.

“This is street tactics,” Jake said, “Strong-arming. Extortion. My father’s been working here since he’s 12 years old. Since I’m a little kid I’m coming here, playing in the sawdust. I learned how to work here, how to interact with people.”

Like his father, Jake started young and still drives a truck today. He’s proud of the work they do, recycling scrap wood into something useful. As he says, “We’ve always been a green company. We’re more green than the money that the developers are drooling over to get this property.”



It’s a property that Bloomberg plans to turn over for big development and that Jake and his father want desperately to hang on to. The city has half-heartedly shown the Bonos possible relocation sites, but none can compare to their custom-built facility. The walls, roof, and basement are filled with a Habitrail of metal tubing that whisks the sawdust from one place to another, filtering and sorting it. To replace this intricate complex, the city showed them a small storefront that currently houses a check-cashing outfit.

Jake and his father laughed at the ridiculousness of the offer. They have to laugh, otherwise it’s ulcers and sleepless nights, not knowing what’s going to happen next.



“You know what Bloomberg said about us all up here?” the elder Bono smiled and shook his head, “I heard this on the radio. He said: This land is too valuable for you. Too valuable for us?”

“What’s next?” said Jake, “What’s he gonna say, You’re wife is too pretty for you, so you can’t have her?”

“There’s a reason they have that saying, You can’t fight City Hall. We have nobody to stick up for us. Who do we go to?”

“People have to realize—they could be next,” Jake said, taking the toothpick from his mouth for emphasis. “We’re not just fighting for us. We feel proud because we’re fighting for everyone who owns or wants to own a piece of property. That’s what people work for. But with eminent domain, no one really owns their property. It can be taken from you at any time.”

He sat back in his chair with a sigh, “But the two of us, we’re gonna fight to the last breath in our bodies to keep what’s ours.”


Not For Sale

*Everyday Chatter

I received via email a "Media Alert" from a frozen yogurt company that wants us all to know that "Red Mango Has Arrived, Taking Over New York One Swirl at a Time." Why they think this sounds positive, I don't know, because it sounds to me like the aliens have landed, the War of the Worlds has begun, and we all better watch our asses because they're going to be putting Red Mango stores everywhere -- everywhere there isn't already a Pinkberry, that is. The fro-yogurtification of NYC is in full effect. Here's one on 8th and 45th:


The future of our city: A world in which we're all on surveillance camera, no one knows how to relate to each other, and we'll have nowhere to eat but at TGI-Friday's. Wait, that sounds a lot like today. [AMNY]

What's it like to have a cocktail at the posh Bowery Hotel? You get served by goofy Beefeaters and they glower at you the entire time. [Flaming Pablum]

Here's a first-person report on Bowery Bash, the great, big gala opening party for the New Museum. The best thing about it? The apple-green elevators. [Kitlab 4.0]

Buttons, trimmings, zippers, tassels, fabric: the Garment District is dying, piece by piece, killed by Manhattan's so-called success. [Times]

"It used to be heiresses just lunched, shopped and partied," but Forbes' most intriguing billionaire heiresses are different. They do much more intriguing things: They spend $60 million on weddings, learn about retail, ride horses, throw slumber parties, teach yoga, and buy multiple pied a terres in Manhattan. How intriguing! [Yahoo]

From back in the days before heiresses came to party on the Lower East Side--check out these fantastic pictures from the vanished Garden Cafeteria on Slate [via Loho 10002]