Sunday, September 11, 2011

10 Years Later

Until 9/11, New York was not quite America.

In 1977’s Annie Hall, Woody Allen joked: “the failure of the country to get behind New York City is anti-Semitism… The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual, pornographers.” At the same time, a spokesman for Gerald Ford, in those “drop dead” days of fiscal crisis, compared New York to “a wayward daughter hooked on heroin.” Throughout the 20th century, the city was seen as the anti-America, a space apart, exceptional. Despite Giuliani’s Disneyfication efforts, this vision of the city continued through the 1990s, when New York magazine’s cover story explained “Why America Hates New York.” In short, we were liberal, multicultural, and bereft of the right-wing’s version of Christian Family Values.

It was a badge of honor that many New Yorkers, especially Manhattanites, wore with pride. The city was different, brighter, better than the Heartland. It eschewed suburban norms and snubbed the shopping mall. It was a beacon to those of us who never fell in step with the “American way”--the artsy, lefty, Commie, and queer among us—and we came here to make art, make a mess, and find ourselves in a city that embraced and understood us in ways our hometowns and families of origin never could.

Then it all changed.


photo: According to G

On the morning after 9/11, the fractured, frightened city awoke to find itself cradled in the arms of the nation. It was a major turning point. After that terrible day, we heard the phrase “We are all New Yorkers” echoed across the country and the globe. Suddenly, New York was viewed as acceptably American as apple pie. The New York Observer proclaimed, “The Heartland Loves New York.” Lower East Side radicals who had once burned the flag in protest were now hanging Old Glory from their fire escapes. For a little while, it felt good to be accepted into the fold. But then the floodgates opened. Despite the consistently high terror threat level, the city now seemed safe, familiar, normal, and newcomers with suburban sensibilities flowed in, giddy to realize their Sex and the City dreams.

In the past decade, more than ever, New York City has become a vertical Suburbia—complete with big-box shopping mall experiences, golf courses, and condos that function like gated communities with manicured rooftop lawns and barbecues. The city has lost its cranky, critical, cultural soul. Ten years after 9/11, we are no longer the black sheep. We’re just like everybody else.

As Fran Lebowitz recently said in an interview, "Present-day New York has been made to attract people who didn’t like New York. That’s how we get a zillion tourists here, especially American tourists, who never liked New York. Now they like New York. What does that mean? Does that mean they’ve suddenly become much more sophisticated? No. It means that New York has become more like the places they come from."

Maybe the terrorists have "won" after all.


photo: According to G

See Also:
Wisco Nice
Brooklyn Eats Manhattan (via Portland)
Gated New York
The Joneses Are Here
&
How 9/11 Sells

Friday, September 9, 2011

Fat Men's Shop

Finally, in this week of reruns, there's just something about a fat men's shop.



Visit Sig. Klein's of Third Avenue, near 10th Street, in another world, long ago and far away, when a successful advertising slogan such as this could exist: "If everyone was fat there would be no war."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Jay Shells Bombs

We interrupt this week of reruns to bring the news that Manhattan was bombed last night--by Jay Shells' newest urban etiquette signs.


all photos by Jason Shelowitz

From Bleecker Street to Astor Place to Times Square, he's urging New Yorkers to "Pay Attention While Walking" (my favorite--can we get this on a T-shirt?) and "Don't Flick Your Butts on the Ground."



There's also "Pull Up Your Pants" and the mysterious "Clean Up After Your Horse." That last one, Jason told me, is not for the new landed gentry, as I assumed, but for "the nypd, who let their horses shit all over the place--usually bike lanes."

With all these helpful signs in place, the question is: Will New Yorkers pay attention? Or will they be too busy looking down at their iPhones?



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Walking the Panorama

One of the biggest thrills I've had while doing this blog was the chance I got to walk out onto the Panorama of the City of New York at the Queens Museum of Art. I felt like Godzilla towering over Coney Island, stepping over the Brooklyn Bridge, walking up the East River to gaze down at my own apartment building, a tiny wooden block in the enormity of city.

Take a walk on the Panorama...


Coney Island

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Mystery Window

Thanks to some very interesting and welcoming people, I've had the opportunity to do some memorable interviews for this blog. One of my all-time favorites was the one I did with a Villager named Rick Share.

You might know him from his fascinating window display on West 11th Street. The inside is even better. Go behind the Mystery Window...

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

World in Wax

It's a lazy, end-of-summer, holiday week, and that means...reruns! I'll be revisiting some of my personal favorite posts here this week.

Today, go back to Coney Island's World in Wax Musee. Costa Mantis' full-color photos of this ghoulish treasure of lost Coney Island cannot be missed. You'll see Hickman the Fox dismembering little Marion Parker in a bathtub! Husband-killing seductress Ruth Snyder of Double Indemnity infamy! And Lina Madina, the baby who gave birth to a baby.

They're here, they're real, they're not alive!


photograph: Costa Mantis, 1981

Friday, September 2, 2011

*Everyday Chatter

As we've been saying--here and here and here--the High Line is driving out long-time businesses. [NYP]

An update on the city's "gentrification project." [MONY]

Women who eat their own placenta "are mostly middle-class...college-educated, in their thirties, and live on a gentrifying street in Crown Heights." [NYM]

The last of the old block of Third Ave. between 11th and 12th is coming down. [EVG]

Mapping Brooklyn via Jonathan Lethem. [P&W]

Website filler text has gone artisanal with "Hipster Ipsum," e.g., "Brunch sartorial williamsburg, you probably haven't heard of them fanny pack marfa banksy." [DH]

Now you can get artisanal New York delivered right to your door. [Gothamist]

UWS diner demolished to make room for another CVS. [WSR]

More diner demolition. [Curbed]

Revolutionary War discovery in upper Manhattan. [AMNY]

Trolley tracks unearthed on Union Street. [HPS]

Three survivors of Times Square that somehow escaped the wrecking ball. [LC]