Protect-A-Bed continues to skeeve out the citizenry with icky pictures of bed bugs in their subway ads. But now, something new--a free Bed Bug 101 app for smartphones.
It comes complete with tools for identifying, locating, and reporting on bed bugs. Everything you need to gear up for what promises to be the worst bed bug summer ever.
But wait, there's more!
The app also features: "Bed Bug Plague, an exciting new game starring the Protect-A-Bed® Buggersons! ... Place weapons along the path on your screen to help destroy the Bed Bugs before they get to your bed, and earn points and gold along the way." Unfortunately, this is "The only 100% guaranteed way to kill Bed Bugs!"
The game alone almost--but not quite--makes me want an iPhone. For now, I'll stick with the old-school, analog version.