Dueling Neighborhood Battles: Same night, same time, pick one:
1. Rally to protest the Cooper Square Hotel’s “intransigent bullying of the residents of Fifth Street.” Monday, December 10, 6:00 pm, 200 East Fifth Street, corner of East Fifth Street and Bowery.
2. Attend the South Village Town Hall Meeting to “stop the growing number of demolitions and inappropriate new developments.” Monday, December 10, 6:30 pm, Our Lady of Pompei Church basement hall, Bleecker & Carmine Streets (enter on Bleecker).
In the span of walking two blocks in Chelsea, I encountered these two sexy-lady flyers that reveal two common male fantasies: 1. Cleaning ladies are horny young girls ("ask about our special vacuum!") and 2. Santa is a horny old man. I had hoped to the come across a third flyer that would have combined a horny cleaning lady with a horny Santa, but had no such luck.
And, finally, an illustrated example of a 5th Avenue yunnie dog spreading a little holiday spirit: